This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

This monster is totally mad and he's prepared to destroy anything in his view. These blinkers are gonna get broken when this green machine comes a-knockin'. Better run Don't the Smasher! He's got a temper problem and he's not afraid to use it. Get outta here! before you get hurt! Hulk Academy: Incredible Hulk Edition Get ready to smash you